If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
(Source: mynameiscomedy, via teampotterwho)
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
Wat
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via teampotterwho)
IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE
I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME
Always reblog.
please!
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justin wants this image removed from the internet
you know the drill
oh my GOD
hE waNts thIS IMAGE REMOVED? 5EVER REBLOGGgGg
Rule 0 of the internet: If you tell us not to do something, we will do it anyway.
A fan but this is funny xD
fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.
Tall people are assholes.
Yeah tall people are assholes.
only for the above comments lmfao
(Source: ancien-t, via randomqueen1991)
Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers
because can you imagine
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WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
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where is the award
This is literally me when people challenge me in Harry Potter
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I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
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wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
oh my god
(Source: caturday, via miniaturefox)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
(Source: basedgosh, via sane-but-twisted)
